Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.