Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Yo mama so stupid she raised you
yo mama so fat she the ice burge
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat when she ate 1 cheese burger she pooped it out immediately because her butt was to big.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
