Yo mama jokes

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!