Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.