Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!