Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
