Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.