Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.