Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo Mama Jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
