Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes they are just affencive
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voice mail
yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Yo mama's so fat I run around her for exercise.🏃♂️🏃♂️
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
yo mama so fat she orbits the sun
