Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"