Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
