Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣