Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.