Yo mama jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

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Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.