Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!