Yo mama jokes

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

What's one plus one?

Yo mama.