Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
