Yo mama so stoopid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so fat. That when she went to take a crap... SHE COULDNT EVEN TAKE A CRAP!!!!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
yo hairline is bigger than yo mamas boody
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
YO MAMA! Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Cummin in yo mama cummin in yo mama
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
