Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...