Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

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Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”