Yo mama jokes
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Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!