Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates earth out of its orbit
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
yo mama so karen that when she went to hell she asked satan for the manager.
i killed a man in 94
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
