Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
I killed a man in '94.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
