Yo mama jokes
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.