Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.