Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.
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Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat she canβt even fit in the suitcase
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat even dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
