Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama is so fat, she canβt even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.