Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.