Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly bottom beats her home by 15 min
yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof
Yo mama so fat even dora can't explore it.
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes
Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned
Yo mama so fat that when she get in the truck it breaks
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
Yo mamas so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
Yo mama so fat
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YO MAMA! Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
