Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.