Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.