Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"