Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
Yo mama so fat that when she get in the truck it breaks
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
Yo mama so fat
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Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Yo mama so fat. When she touched the stairs, it said to be continued!
yo mama so fat she can't go up the elevator, she can only go down
Yo mama so fat then when she went on the scale it showed her phone number
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
Yo mama so fat when i swerved to miss her, i ran out of gas
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
