Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.