Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat,

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Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!