Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.