Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.