Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!