Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
yo mama so fat it took nationwide three years to get on her good side
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself itβs a long-distance call
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat, thatβs why people donβt want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
Yo mama so fat I couldn't the the store
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he just asked her to move
