Yellow

Yellow Jokes

House

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Leaf

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Racist

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

Raincoat

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Flag

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Man

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Comeback

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Bee

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Dick

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Pill

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

Dead

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!