Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Yellow Jokes
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
