Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
World Jokes
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
