My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
How did Hitler tie is tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.