World War II

World War II Jokes

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Why did hitler lose the war ?

Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions