My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Keep calm and curry on!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Heil Kyle!
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
