World War II jokes
My dad killed Hitler.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"