World War II

World War II Jokes

Hitler

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Book

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Hitler

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

City

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Nazi

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Hitler

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

German

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Bomb

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

Autism

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

Hitler

Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?

He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.

Hitler

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.