Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
World War II Jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
My granddad killed Hitler.
