World leaders jokes

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...