Diplomacy jokes
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
