Diplomacy jokes

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"

Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."

Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."