Diplomacy

Diplomacy Jokes

JD Vance

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Boundary

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Baby

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

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  • JD Vance

    Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

    He took away their ottoman!

    Wordplay

    Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

    Putin: Crimea river.

    Russian

    Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.

    Russians say goodbye without leaving.

    Corruption

    EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"

    Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."

    Surrender

    Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

    A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

    Russia

    Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

    Negotiation

    How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

    QUEUE THE MUSIC

    BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

    Putin

    Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

    He's having a little trouble with his Putin.