World domination jokes
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
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What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
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Yall i just had to say thi sb4 i leave to play another game but i def cant do world domination like i wanted to because i played risk and had half of purple territory one thing in blue and 3 in green and then lost everything in 20 mins anyways ill be on in 1-3 hours because idk how long this'll take for waiting but also with the other game so ima be on waiting for like 15-40 mins ima guess.