World domination

World domination jokes

Mama

  • Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

    Crime

  • What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

    I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

    America

  • This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

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  • Community talk

  • Yall i just had to say thi sb4 i leave to play another game but i def cant do world domination like i wanted to because i played risk and had half of purple territory one thing in blue and 3 in green and then lost everything in 20 mins anyways ill be on in 1-3 hours because idk how long this'll take for waiting but also with the other game so ima be on waiting for like 15-40 mins ima guess.