Working Day jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
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It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.