Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
