Word Play jokes
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."