Word Play jokes
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."