Word Play jokes
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.