why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
you masturbate... AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you wont get any squirtle and bulbasaur pets
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
Hey look at me im stupid named Jordan C who wont shut up and leave Addison alone.
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt if I blame it on my friends it wont be my fault. -Mully- This is my mom left!!
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
