Wong

Wong Jokes

Tire

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Man

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

Baby

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Baby

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

Number

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

Kid

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

Phone

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

Asian

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Name

What did the Asian people name their retarded son?

Sum Ting Wong.

Rice

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”

Doorbell

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

Name

What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

Plane Crash

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.