I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6? Because 511472.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
