Woe jokes
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.