Woe jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
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2nd day of skl 😭 i cantttttttttttttt
My hairrrr 😭😭😭😭
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim...