Without jokes
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.