Wish jokesAdd jokeBestNewestMarriageAnonymous · 9 years agoMarriage is like a deck of cards.In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.GenieAnonymous · 12 years agoA guy finds a genie.He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women.""Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"PreviousNext1…910111213Yearning jokesLonging jokesCraving jokesWishing for jokesMorbid jokesProstitution jokesAll categories
MarriageAnonymous · 9 years agoMarriage is like a deck of cards.In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
GenieAnonymous · 12 years agoA guy finds a genie.He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women.""Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"