Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
