Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
