WI Jokes

Plane Crash

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Death

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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  • WiFi

    Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

    On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

    Airplane

    So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

    Coffin

    Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

    Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

    Church

    Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

    They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

    WiFi

    Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

    They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.