Why jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”