Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

Orphan

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Toilet

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

Orphan

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Lightsaber

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Scoliosis

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

Twin Towers

Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?

Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.

NASA

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

Orphan

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

Student

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Hitler

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Orphan

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.