Why jokes
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.