Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
