Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."