Why jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.