Why jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."