Why jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.