Why jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.