Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Why did the feminist kill herself? Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.