Why jokes
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.