Why jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?