Why jokes
Why does this exist?
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.