Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.