Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why Jokes
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
