Why jokes
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.