Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼