Why jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.