Why jokes
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.