Why jokes
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(