Why Jokes

I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

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