Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
why did the chicken cross the road, to become road kill
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop Hahaha😆😆😆😆😆
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side LOL
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To mario
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house
Knock, Knock Who's there? Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he was on crack
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the over side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why did the chicken cross the road
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay kid's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken
