Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
why did the chicken cross the road, to become road kill
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop Hahaha😆😆😆😆😆
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side LOL
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To mario
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he was on crack
