New Whos Jokes - Page 52 - Worst Jokes Ever

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.

Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.

Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?

Angela: His name is Kevin.

Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?

Angela: I don't know.

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.

Knock knock.

Me, a person: Who's there?

A: Deez nuts!

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ididap!

Ididapoo!!

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.