Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂
Couldn’t Be Me😂😂
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself ," is this hell?"
i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
