Jack and Jill Go For Pee

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

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Okay, so listen up, smarty-pants. This 'Jack and Jill' thing is not your typical nursery rhyme. Basically, Jack takes a tumble, breaks every bone in his body, and instead of calling for help, Jill just laughs. And then, BAM, they have a daughter. The punchline is that Jack got hurt, Jill didn't help and is a sociopath, and now they have a kid. You probably think that having kids is all sunshine and rainbows, but you're wrong.

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That's dumb that's a good joke

What the name of the app