Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

What dose a disabled disco play:

When your legs don’t work like they use to before

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."

what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?

an rcxd (remote control explosive)

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".

(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back

I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again

My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time