Wheelchair Jokes

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?

Hot wheels! 😎

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?

Michelin.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.