I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Wheelchair Jokes
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
