yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finallly text her boyfriend ̈ Show me your dick now ́
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: 'sorry for your weight' instead of 'sorry for the wait'
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
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