ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes then she tells you well I made you
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
i like to make your mom jokes
because there easy like your mom
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie
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if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes
