ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes then she tells you well I made you
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
i like to make your mom jokes
because there easy like your mom
if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes
Fat jokes and mom jokesš
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss heād have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mamaās so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasnāt a question
Siri: Iām not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
