Mom jokes jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

Having homosexual parents must be terrible.

Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.