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Guys put more comments in )) https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website (( we are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website and the record is 171

Guys let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website

Yo mama so stupid she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check

Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is. I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Orphan

What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

My favorite website

pornhub.com

What the hell is this website, do you all think these jokes are funny?

why are democrats represented by the donkey... Because some democrats can be such an ass

so i walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies i stole one not noticing my mom was behind me.....so my mom said PUT THE COOKIE BACK KID!!!!and i said i wasn ́t gonna eat it and she said then she said nevermind i ́ll get you ́re father so my mom said HONEY DEAL WITH YOURE SON I ́M GOING TO THE MALL!! and my dad said son if ur not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!!so he went into his room and i heard the belt and i was going to run but i knew it would be worse so he said this will be you ́re punishment as he was getting ready to hit me i said daddy no please i wasnt gonna was not going to eat it but he said NO U WONT CHANGE MY MIND LITTLE BOY then he hit me THANK YOU FOR READING STAY HEALTHY AND STAY SAFE IN THIS TIME BYE!!! read more of my jokes they ́ll prob be around the website!!

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror

“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)

Ok heres ur joke now.....

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

Can I have a PIZZA that ass?

Some dude called me a tool

So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.

Guess he was right :/

credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.

Setting: Funeral Home

Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.

Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?

Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?

Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.

By: MiniMemorials.com