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Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

We (DYM 25).

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"