Walk-in jokes
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.