Walk-in jokes
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"