bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, nevermind, carry on.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Your so skinny you never gain wait Your so skinny your a thin stick
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth
the best joke: you. O wait I can't even say that because jokes have meaning
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid? Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? One's alive at the bottom. What's even worse than THAT? It eats it's way out. Wait it gets worse... It goes back for seconds. Just one more I swear... It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
My friend told me to “hang on” when I told him I wanted to kill myself. Buddy I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait
