Voilets jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."