Voilets jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.