Voilets jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?