Violet

Violet Jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.

(meaning sad)

Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you

Gf:i luv u too

Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head

Gf:ah about that

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)