Vacuum jokes
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
What sucks but doesn't suck? Vacuums!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Community talk
A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.
For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.
The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more
… After the battle, masterless cattle … Overlords hanging by a thread With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow We'll be atop the heap … While the rest of Hell's pissing … Alastor's missing … Fled with his tail between his legs Nature abhors a power vacuum That leaves room for you and me The future of Hell belongs to the Vees