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Depression

Anonymous

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

Depression

Anonymous

The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know

People

That One Kid

My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter?” my Mom said “I took your advice”

Mine

Comment if you get it

"Sir, we’re mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: “Mine less, then.”

Grammar Nazi bursts in: “MINE FEWER.”

Hitler looks over: “Yes?”

Match

D.K.

Ebay is so useless i tried searching up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches

Skin

oof

Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women

Depression

13years get depression

My dad…came over late at night…he was drunk…he started telling me how useless I was…then I went to the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the chest 47 times…3 minutes later…he died…now I’m losing mind…and cutting myself…

Bus

Anonymous

What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️

Woman

Anonymous

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.. A woman!

Offensive

Anonymous

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Dog

Stephanie

What is a guide dog 🐶 that can not walk? A useless guide 🐶

Orphan

ORPHAN JOKES

Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS

Arms

Anonymous

What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight

Woman

Anonymous

What is the useless skin around the Vagina called? The woman.

Man

g bull

what dose a homeless man call his mother useless

Woman

Imar......com

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina? A woman.

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