They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
Josh : What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called ??
Daniel : isn’t it the women ?
Josh : oh yes that’s right
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that can not walk? A useless guide 🐶
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
My dad...came over late at night...he was drunk...he started telling me how useless I was...then I went to the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the chest 47 times......3 minutes later......he died........now I’m losing mind..and cutting myself....
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree
Ebay is so useless i tried searching up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
